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I’m playing a Monsanto like psychopath in Cafe Nordo’s newest food & theatre extravaganza “Smoked” in historic Pioneer Square, Seattle through June 15th. Come watch eat and get kinda drunk. Tickets at www.cafenordo.com

brooklynbridg:

WEDNESDAY NIGHT!  DOWNTOWN!  COME PARK YOUR CAR WITH US!

TONIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT

Yup. This is gonna be fun! First show March 20th at 8pm-erooni

sebsational:

This wasn’t an awards ceremony so much as a black-tie celebration of the straight white male gaze.

Hated it. Worst Oscars ever. They forgot Phyllis Diller.

(via melaniehamlett)

murderabbey:

Murder Abbey is coming to New York City!!!! Monday Feb. 11th 8pm

Murder Abbey is the only live parody show included in this roundup of “Six Best Spoof Videos of the Emmy Nominated Period Drama ‘Downton Abbey”  along with Jimmy Fallon’s “Downton Sixby” and SNL’s “Fancy Entourage”! 

Murder Abbey will be at  UCB Theatre at 307 West 26th Street on Monday February 11th at 8:00 pm. Tickets are $5 and reservations can be made at http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3186

The first year the Puppy Bowl was on my sister came in my bedroom and WOKE ME UP (also why was I sleeping so late? Sigh…..) and was like, you won’t believe what’s on TV. She was right. I didn’t believe it. But It. Was. Real.

The next year in the darkest days of Seasonal Affective Disorder, (SAD!), I was lying on a rented futon that was so low to the ground so that it was more like a pallet and depressively flipping channels when I stumbled upon PUPPIES ANDNOTJUSTONE PUPPY A LOT OF PUPPIES. We were subletting a place that had a giant TV screen. They had installed the bowl cam so you could see the paws up close. It was so cute I cried.

Since then I’ve gotten a lot more into football so the puppy bowl isn’t my main focus of the day. Also, I’m probably a lot happier and so I don’t desperately need the cheering up that puppies do so well. But I always watch it at least a few times and this year the technological advances in cuteness sound pretty amazing. From the excellent LA Times Article on the Puppy Bowl

All of the pets featured on the show, which is filmed in a New York studio months in advance of its air date, were up for adoption (most have already found homes). This includes not just 63 puppies, but 21 kitty half-time show performers, nine hedgehog cheerleaders and a half-dozen hamster sports reporters that fly above the miniature stadium set in a blimp.”

I can’t wait.

Also apparently the Puppy Bowl has a huge effect on animal adoptions. I mean, just like real NFL cheerleaders, there’s a lot of people out there who want to spend their golden years with a trophy hedgehog.  

I can’t wait for the GIFS!

kurtbraunohler:

I’ve been asked a bunch of times to give advice to American performers who are thinking about going to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I figured I’d been asked enough times that I’d just post this since other people might be wondering as well.

First and foremost – Edinburgh is truly one of the…

I just KNOW someone wants to produce Murder Abbey there!!!!! SHOW YOURSELF!

(via becketts)

wehadfacesthen:

Goldie Hawn, 1964

via nevver